Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I-So-Tired

All Singaporeans seem to suffer from permanent sleep-deprivation. Consequently, the most common phrase heard around the practice pool is, "Coach, cannot. I tired, I so tired."

The phrases, "I tired," and "I so tired," are banned from the pool environment but that, of course, doesn't stop the behavior. Swimmers arrive at the poolside sliding their feet and moving at a pace which would embarrass a comatose tortoise.

So, this site is dedicated to the sleepy ones, the people who simply have to put their head down and travel dreamily to the 'land of nod.' We'll allow non-Singaporeans to be included; in fact we'll make any sleepy, non-Singaporeans honorary Singaporeans. Welcome one and all.

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