Press Release: From Nigel Bruce Hetherington
A groundbreaking new stimulant drink ‘ISOTIRED’ has been released in Singapore by Rushton Industries. Founder Clive Rushton says “It works a treat. Though the contents of the drink are completely unknown and we cannot guarantee there are no banned substances in the mix, it doesn’t actually matter as all we do is throw it over them when they come to training each morning – it has a unique and immediate awakening effect”
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